Does This Like the Face of A Mother Who Told Her AA Sponsor About The Time She Threw An Underage Party For Her Daughter And Ended Up Playing Naked Twister And Having Sex With Her Daughter’s BF Cause His Dick Was Too Big For Her Daughter To Handle?

AugustaCrime – An Evans woman opened up to her Alcoholic Anonymous sponsor and ended up in jail based partly on what she revealed about an underage party and sex romp at her home, according to authorities. The sponsor told investigators that she was recently asked to help Rachel Lenhardt, so she asked her over for coffee on April 10 to talk about Lenhardt’s plans for sobriety and such. According to a sheriff’s report, Lenhardt gave her sponsor this account of the party:

Her kids were with their father one night when her 16-year-old daughter texted her and asked if her and some friends could come over “to party.” Lenhardt replied “come on, let`s party.” Lenhardt allowed her teen daughter and her friends to smoke marijuana and drink her alcohol in her home. The group of minors and her played naked Twister in the living room. Lenhardt had sex with an 18 year old in the bathroom while the others continued to play Twister. Lenhardt told her sponsor she was still “horny” afterward so she brought her sex toys out in the living room and began to use them on herself in front of the group. The group and Lenhardt then got in her hot tub naked where the party continued. Lenhardt said she was asleep in her bed and woke up around 3:30 a.m. when she felt someone having sex with her. She thought it was the 18-year-old but realized it was her daughter’s 16-year-old boyfriend. The daughter later told her mother that she felt guilty because the boyfriend’s 10-inch penis was too large for her and he needed to have sex instead with the mother.Sheriff’s Capt. Steve Morris said this week’s arrest of Lenhardt is based partially on the account given to them by the AA sponsor. He said no sexual crime charges were being filed because 16 is the legal age of consent.

WOW. I’m literally speechless. I mean do you know how hard it is for the internet to leave me breathless, speechless, horny and confused? Well it just happened. Like I’ve literally spent the last 30 minutes researching this story to make sure it was real. It just seemed to fantastic to be authentic but it’s showing up on legit news sources and going viral as we speak. I don’t even know what to say. This sentence right here may be the most remarkable sentence in the history of Barstool.

“The group and Lenhardt then got in her hot tub naked where the party continued. Lenhardt said she was asleep in her bed and woke up around 3:30 a.m. when she felt someone having sex with her. She thought it was the 18-year-old but realized it was her daughter’s 16-year-old boyfriend. The daughter later told her mother that she felt guilty because the boyfriend’s 10-inch penis was too large for her and he needed to have sex instead with the mother.”

How can you top that? You can’t. Sometimes the Internet is unbeatable. This story is one of those times. Do you internet. Do you.

PS – What kind of sponsor tattles on somebody? I thought we were in a trust tree?

Double PS – I don’t even know how this daughter looks her mother in the eye anymore. She just got flat pushed around the ring. Like having to pass the 10 inch dick to your mom because you can’t handle it is the female version of cuckholding.